I Finally Know What's Wrong With Me!

It only took six years to get there, but I finally have it. My diagnosis. I know what's wrong with me! And for better or worse it's not IBS. Turns out what I have is Micorscopic Colitis. May heal or not, but now I'm on meds, which I'm hoping will be my magical cure. Otherwise I go on to a rather uncomfortable dose of cortisone. Watch me blow up! So, let's just hope that doesn't happen. Most extreme they chop out my insides, but I'm thinking that won't happen. It's not like I haven't survived with it for the past quarter of my life...